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Jack - CEO and Founder of Jack's Turf |
Hello,
My name is Jack, and I’m the CEO of Jack’s Turf. Now, you may be wondering why I would want to run a company that sells synthetic turf. Most dogs probably wouldn’t bother, and I admit a few of my friends gave me odd looks when I told them. (My father, who’s pretty conservative, growled about my being “ridiculously overqualified.”) But I got so tired of trying to persuade my humans to give the stuff a try that I decided to go ahead without them.
When I first came across synthetic turf, I was skeptical. But this stuff is soft, easy on the paws but with great traction when you need to make one of those quick, leaping turns to catch a badly-thrown Frisbee. It’s terrific to roll on, and you never get covered in mud or drenched by sprinklers (which keeps the humans happy). Gophers and moles won’t touch it, and it never develops brown spots or dead patches. From our point of view, the best thing is it never gets mowed and NEVER needs pesticides or weed killers, so it’s SAFE all the time. How good is that?
It does have its down side. For one thing, you can’t dig through it to bury a bone. But that’s a minor issue when you consider it beats everything else for running around on, and tics, fleas and other pests don’t live in it.
The bottom line is this is the best thing that has happened to dogs in a long time, and I’m spearheading a movement to liberate all of us from the problems of chemical fertilizers and weed killers, retaliation from picky humans who object to a little mud and dirt in the home, and sprinkler or lawn mower attacks.
My friends at the different water departments around Southern California are offering rebates to customers who put in synthetic turf, because more than half the water used by an average family goes into the lawn and, hey, we’re in a drought, right?
I figure it this way: if we play our cards right, we’ll get humans on board all around our neighborhoods. They’ll think they’re putting this in for them, to save money, the hassle of maintenance, and all that. But this is the chance for all dogs to seriously increase our quality of life, and I’m going to do my part to make it happen.
Start your campaign with your humans, and when they get the message, call my company—the ONLY dog-owned synthetic grass company whose products are PERSONALLY TESTED by the owner!
Bark at you soon!
Jack
Free Estimate on Artificial Grass for Your Lawn
We are offering a free estimate on artificial turf for your home or business. Our representative will educate you on the basics of artificial turf, on issues like face weight, stitch rates, nylon thatch percentages, and backings. And they will bring samples and pictures, so you can get an idea of how natural synthetic grass could feel and look on your lawn.
We currently service the Los Angeles, Orange County, Riverside, San Bernardino, and Ventura counties.
Click here to complete the request form and one of our representatives will contact you to schedule a time for a no-cost, no-obligation design consultation at your home. You can also contact us directly at 818-244-4000.
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